Don't hate the (wannabe) volcanologist.

theongreyjoy: i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:08:20 -0400

i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.

moviemeatloaf: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:55 -0400

moviemeatloaf:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

Cries.

goddamnhella: I just really like his onesie.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:29 -0400

goddamnhella:

I just really like his onesie.

irish1975: I need to know what is going on! Tin Foil boats and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:13 -0400

irish1975:

I need to know what is going on! Tin Foil boats and Green creatures in this commercial?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:48 -0400

dailybulge: I REALLY, REALLY MISS THE BLEEDING EDGE

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:35 -0400

dailybulge:

I REALLY, REALLY MISS THE BLEEDING EDGE

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:29 -0400

rogers-and-stark: chikchikchikchik: feriowind: ahahahahhahaaaa...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:01 -0400

rogers-and-stark:

chikchikchikchik:

feriowind:

ahahahahhahaaaaaa best ghost picture ever!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

done

I feel the same way.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:58:24 -0400

I feel the same way.

crazyk-c: orwellvermont requested Steve and Tony taking care...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:58:13 -0400

crazyk-c:

orwellvermont requested Steve and Tony taking care of a sick/hurt peter. I decided to go with sick for this one haha. And Peter knows that the medicine tastes bad, Steve. He’s seen those Bucklys commercials.

EDIT: AHSkjchwa GUYS burdened-with-glorious-sex-gods WROTE A FIC ABOUT THIS! (BY THE WAY THANK YOU FOR BEING SO AWESOME AND SWEET AAAAH)

Catching up with my dashboard this morning

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:56:13 -0400

whipbogard:

and then..

CRYING BECASUE OF REASONs

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:48 -0400

pretzel-swirl: meow-fuck: If you were having a bad day, here...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:43 -0400

pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

crashwasplayingbadeverything: swaggaraptor: chiefkeeffanfiction...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:54:05 -0400

crashwasplayingbadeverything:

swaggaraptor:

chiefkeeffanfiction:

amydentata:

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ximjustinlov...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:50:16 -0400

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid.

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.

When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:47:27 -0400

When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s it. They didn’t keep you waiting for weeks or month

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:01 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

witchyroses: dreamingofastronauts: a-lonely-stoner: We’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:42:09 -0400

witchyroses:

dreamingofastronauts:

a-lonely-stoner:

We’re not learning, we’re being trained.

For real though, we are. All school is is teaching you how to behave in a socially acceptable manner. I learned all about it in a teaching class.

That last comment is such a mind-numbing paradox that i have no idea what to do.

emily-adomestic: Is that a knife in your pants or are you just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:39 -0400

emily-adomestic:

Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.

fantasticfoursomefans: thedragonbornlives: A Yahoo guide to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:55 -0400

fantasticfoursomefans:

thedragonbornlives:

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr

it’s not amatuer porn either